George's Groovy Gobbledegook

You've reached the Inbox of one George Weasley. He's off doing something terribly important and impressive and in impeccably good taste, I'm sure, so just leave him a note here and he'll get back to you just as soon as he's done being amazing. Well, he'll never be done being amazing, but he'll try to find some time for you anyway. He's keen like that, George is.

You know, I've realized that as far as best mates go, my female ones outnumber the male ones three to one. How did that happen?

The worst part is that none of them would ever date me. Well, the female ones, anyway.

( Hexed Private )

Fred's going to be taking over running the shop for a little while. I'm going to be staying home and feeling sorry for myself working on some new and exciting candies, so I probably won't be out and about much. Try not to miss me too much, yeah? If you do, you all know where to send your love letters. Gifts are always appreciated as well.

( Private )

This mess about Hannah makes me absolutely sick. They'd better find her soon. And the rest of you keep safe.

Also disregard that last journal entry I made, yeah? One should not be allowed to write while under the influence.

( Private )

In light of recent events, such as pretty girls losing their magical abilities, we at the wonderful Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, we being my brother and I and also that pretty girl who sweeps up and things, she really is a gem... Erm. We'd like to remind everyone that we've got a whole line of things to keep you safe and make things easier around the house or maybe just cheer you up till your magics come back and we promise the secretest discretion so in case you're worried about someone finding out you're missing your powers, you don't have to. We'll even come to your home and help you set some security things up, since you can't do magic and all. No extra charge, because we're nice blokes and certainly don't deserve to be slapped in the face just for looking out for your well-being and...

If anyone needs me I'll be at The Leaky Cauldron if I make it that far...

You know what's a fascinating word? Magma. Just say it out loud. Catchy, isn't it?

I wanted to play off it a little for a new kind of candy, something that's a little hot to begin with but once you put it in your mouth it's REALLY hot and spicy, you know? And maybe dissolves into a nice gel that sticks to your (or your enemy's) tongue and clings there for a while?

It may need a bit more work. It's been five hours now and it's still stuck to my tongue. And the rest of my mouth. It's really starting to hurt, not to mention making it hard to speak. Think it could use a bit more cinnamon, though...

Anyone else care to try out the next batch?